Sorry for the "gap"--I didn't fall off the edge of the world!  With everyone out of school things got a little crazy, but now I'm back.  So, to make up for lost time, let's start things back up with a "doozy"!

Your spouse's sex life with you is the only legitimate one they have; what are you doing to make it the best it can be, so it's more appealing than the other options? —Unknown