A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. —Steven Wright

I cannot find language of sufficient energy to convey my sense of the sacredness of private integrity. —Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. —Unknown

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. --Robert A Heinlein

Nothing that is worth doing can be achieved in a lifetime; therefore we must be saved by hope. Nothing which is true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history; therefore we must be saved by faith. Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone; therefore we are saved by love. —Reinhold Niebuhr

Public opinion is what people think other people are thinking. —Unknown

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. —Elbert Hubbard

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. —Unknown

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. —Unknown

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. —Eleanor Roosevelt

To keep your home life brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
Whenever you're right - shut up!!
—Ogden Nash

On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said, "Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out." —Unknown

I WAS AWAY AT CAMP...NOW I'M BACK!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. —Frank Pepper

Life is bigger than this moment. Life is shorter than you think. —Mike Hofer

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. —Unknown

You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down. —Annie Dillard